Thursday, October 09, 2003

TV Observations

This may become a regular on my site:

Wade Robson wants to be the father of my children, he just doesn't know it yet. (God, I've become a serious cradle robber.)
Wishing my house were featured on Trading Spaces 100 Grand. Those lucky sons of bitches.
I love Thursday evenings because I get to leave the children with a babysitter and go to my friends house for two hours, eat, drink wine, and watch Must See TV, although I've been completely disappointed with Will & Grace - and Karen and Jack, for that matter - for the past two weeks. Come on people - WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY.
Sharon Osbourne could kick Oprah's ass.
Tom. Buddy. THROW IN THE TOWEL.
Where in the hell is Teresa Strasser???
Have you seen the fruit drink commercial with the giant-penis-I-mean-giant-tongue?