I love my ABC Distributing Catalog, especially as Christmas approaches, but...

A. Who invented Fiber Optic; and
2. Why would anyone want a FIBER OPTIC SNOWMAN???

Oh, and just so we're all in the know, Fiber Optic is so eighties. I think faux fur collars are the new Fiber Optic. (As in: why would anyone want a FAUX FUR COLLAR???)