Update to previous post.

There is nothing better on God's great big green Earth than day-after Chinese food. NOTHING. Nope. No way. Uh-uh. Forget it. Day-after Chinese is totally supplying me with the energy to stand on my completely broken ankle while still drunk at work.

Note to reader: DO NOT stay up until 5:00 AM doing laundry while you're drunk - especially if you have two small children. And especially if you have to work the next day. At least I didn't have to be in until noon today.

I really need to get over my pending divorce and grow (what we 'round here like to call) the fuck up.