Bow wow wow

So, I went here after finding the link here and forshizzled my blog into snoopdom. My favorite translation from my site? See below, originally posted on 11/27:

Maybe they ass wuz thinking of ice cream???

My shorties (C: 6-yr-old brizzle, 'n D: 4-yr-old boy) while drinking they hot chocolate last night:

D: Don't drink that shiznit too fas'!

C: Yeah, know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause yo' ass'll get brain surgery!