Sing along....Ohhhhhhhh

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyyy
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

The fact that I still know that song is both scary (corporate media sucks - save the children!) and ingenious (the jingle writers dreamchild).