We moved last night, and we were both sick. Double whammie. Woke up this morning 20 minutes before I had to be out the door. Ran to the shower. No hot water. Forgot to turn the hot water heater on. Washed the "important parts". Froze my ass off. Dried with a dirty towel. Threw hair into greasy ponytail. Topped it off with lovely headband. Look twelve (like I need any help). Bus was crowded. Had to stand. Couldn't put on makeup. Show up at work looking like wet rat. With headband.