Props

Let me preface by saying that you're getting so much from me because I'm fucking online at home. And I'm drunk.

I want you all to know that I haven't been blogging for long. I didn't know about the blogging community until my brother-in-law used blogger on his site. And I quickly learned some basic rules. And found some really good blogs. And I didn't realize how interesting just my simple thoughts could be. I wouldn't have thought to just write a sentence or two about nothing. I wouldn't have thought to just write about my day in a paragraph. I wouldn't have thought to just write the word "fucking" to emphasize a point.

If it wasn't for Sarah B.

I don't think I stole her style. I couldn't. She's an AMAZING writer. She inspires me. She has the most wonderful way with words and I aspire daily to write like her. But I thought I should give credit where credit is due.

Sarah B., you are the fucking shit.

Disclaimer: I write all my own shit. Trust me: I couldn't copy her if I tried.)